My Favorite Arrest Ever

If you’re like me, you’ve had enough of celebrities thinking they have the authority to set their children on a life-course of “due east towards Depressionville” by naming their fat, ungrateful little children things like Pilot Inspektor and Snuffaluffagus.  I mean these kids are already going to grow up with a sense of entitlement that will inevitably cause them to be ignorant towards the lesser classes, and even if they can rise above the pompousness, it won’t really matter because normal kids will still resent them.  So why throw the extra burden on them of having to go through life with a name more fit for a cartoon puppy?

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