TOP 5 things that makes facebook promote suck my fucking angry as fuck balls

For the record. FUCK FACEBOOK PROMOTE. If you don’t own a fan page or have access to a fan page, what it is, is now facebook wants you to pay $5 per post to communicate to your fans. If you do not then you will only reach 10ish% of your fans.

its either $50 bucks or you can take it right up the behind.

Here are the top 5 things that makes facebook promote suck my fucking angry as fuck balls

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What the hell would you do with 8 buses? I’ll give you a top ten list:

Frizzle!

10 – Drive the buses into eight ex-girlfriends’ houses
9 – Go on a 400 person float trip
8 – Steal 30 sack lunches
7 – Apply to Pimp My Ride eight times
6 – Begin your own “limo” service
5 – carpool
4 – Put some fucking seat belts in
3 – Open all the back doors at the same time so that annoying buzzing sound wakes the neighbors
2 – Stop traffic whenever the fuck you feel like
1 – pick up a ton of children because you’re a sick pedophile fuck if you steal eight fucking school buses

-JD

5 Things in ‘Skyrim’ Bethesda Still Needs to Fix

Skyrim is undoubtedly one of the greatest games ever released. I played multiple sports and have chest hair, but even I still find myself drawn to Bethesda’s RPGs whenever they make their obligatory appearance every few years. While Oblivion may have been a step down from the vastly superior Morrowind, Skyrim has improved on its predecessor’s failures in pretty much every way.

Well, almost.

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