I’m Erik and I could tap dance when I was 8 years old.  I’m now 26, and I can tell some pretty good fuck jokes.  My goal in this life is to be a free American spirit.  In case you don’t know what I’m talking about, picture a dude waving to some birds, or helping old people get their groove back.  If I could be remembered forever, I would want it to be for cumming hard enough to break the sound barrier.