Brent

Received two bachelors degrees in three years so he could qualify to write gibberish about movies on the internet. Prefers to work in the afternoons so he can play Xbox Live all night without having to worry about glare on the screen and sleep in the next day. Often makes fun of nerds yet stood in line at midnight to buy the Star Wars blu-rays and answered the door one time while wearing a t-shirt with the evolutionary tree printed on it to a priest promoting his church services.