*Disclaimer: I am sarcastic, self-deprecating, self-adoring, and have a very elementary sense of humor (centered around fart jokes). Some posts are just meant for a laugh. Don’t take me seriously. I apologize now for any offensive statements that i make on this blog.

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Mike went to school to become a writer fully aware that his choice would find him jobless, soulless, and eventually penniless…he is well on his way. ¬†For now, when not writing biting satire, Mike enjoys fucking with joggers by braking as they attempt to run behind his car as he passes, finding new and exciting ways to disappoint his parents, and bowling. He secretly sort of hopes the Mayans were right.


Received two bachelors degrees in three years so he could qualify to write gibberish about movies on the internet. Prefers to work in the afternoons so he can play Xbox Live all night without having to worry about glare on the screen and sleep in the next day. Often makes fun of nerds yet stood in line at midnight to buy the Star Wars blu-rays and answered the door one time while wearing a t-shirt with the evolutionary tree printed on it to a priest promoting his church services.